Dear Sir
It is with the most sincerest regret that I must ask that you quit emailing our team recruiter. We understand that you can ensure we get only coal for Christmas and you have a multi-departmental industrial development center.
Under other circumstances you would be great addition to our team and we would be very glad to have you join us. BUT as we have told you on several occasions you are to important to the children of the world for us to risk you in a combat situation. Since you will not agree to only serving in a support role we as a group have decided that we will forgo your good will and next years presents to protect the young people in this world.
We would on the other hand wish you to place us in contact with Half and Half, Fancy Fruit Bat, The Green Hourglass and her partner Kudzu. And Please give our best to Mrs. C and thank her for the rainbow cake.
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