Dear Plastic Duo
We have received your entry form for this years team sign-up. We are sorry to inform you that the recruitment officer has determined that you are way over qualified for our team.
The fact that you come with an AT-AT and your own Tie-fighters would propose a great deal of problem in the super base's garage. We have a very limited amount of space and no tech support for 26th century hardware.
Also we need to refer you to tactical doctrine number 23 and I quote" we always ride our Banthas in a single file. This along with our houseing limitation means you will need to seek employment elsewhere at this time.
We have heard that Kenner is looking to reinvigorate the Space Night toy line and that ROM is looking for a Few Good Clones. We have forwarded them your resume and they would like to set a meeting.
Sincerely your
Master MoJo
PS please return our R5 unit my son needs it to go to Anchorhead.
Monday, March 22, 2010
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