"Bob Roberts better known as Mr. Wonder disappeared today while driving down Highway 4 in North Ga. His passenger and sidekick Joey Roberts AKA Lil Wonder was able to steer the car into a near by tree from the back seat. His heroic action saved the car from hitting the school bus Joey Roberts was meeting.
While the Roberts had not disclosed their secret identities to the public the near tragic disappearance of Mr Wonder has forced them to the surface. Police reports on the incident have confirmed that a pale blue light surrounded Roberts while he was driving and lifted him from the vehicle while it was moving.
Police Chief Bobby Long has requested that a members of the Hero forces refrain from using non autonomous vehicles until the mystery of the disappearances has been solved. When asked if he had any leads in the case Chief Long Replied," Little green men, as far as I know it could be the guys that were mutilating cattle in the 90's"
TBI director Mark Gwyn has issued a APB for little green men and any other space based aliens. Hey said in a press call just before press," Tennessee has always welcomed our space brothers as long as they wanted to live in peace. They need to understand that peaceful doesn't mean using our citizens for intergalactic experimentation." When asked if he had evidence of this experimentation he disconnected the call.
Well have more for you on this story follow the game."
Transcript for WXYZAPDQ 6:15 newscast March 20,2010
Did you see this stuff I can't believe it. Somebodies going to have to do something soon.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
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